Laws of BBC: if you’re a male lead in a show run by Steven Moffat, your female co-star will (sooner or later) hit you.
(And you will ask for more)I can never be an actress because if I ever needed to hit someone, I would really hit them hard. I wouldn’t know how to moderate the blow. (There are plenty of other reasons I can’t be an actress but that’s a notable one.)
(Source: iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
Then: What the hell. Who is this bitch. Moffat, tell me who this bitch is.

Now: MY CREYS.

Just sitting around, mindfucking everyone all day.