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“I was gonna John Barrowman spam you but I got so overwhelmed by the number of dogs he tries to eat that I forgot what I was doing and had to go get a banana.”
And then this happened.
EVERY TIME I GET REALLY BORED AT WORK (WHICH SHOULD BE NEVER, BUT IT HAPPENS OFTEN ANYWAY) I TAKE A BREAK TO LOOK AT DOGS THAT ARE UP FOR ADOPTION ON PETFINDER AND EVERY TIME I DO THIS IT JUST ENDS WITH ME FALLING INTO A SERIOUS DEPRESSION AND WONDERING IF I CAN CONVINCE MY MOM THAT OWNING 28 DOGS IS ACCEPTABLE. SHE NEVER AGREES. THIS DOG IS SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT. I AM ON SUICIDE WATCH BECAUSE OF CHIHUAHUAS.
/END MOST POINTLESS POST EVER.
Don’t go to that website, man. It sucks you in with adorable dogs you can’t have.
I can’t even begin to process how fucking hilarious this is.
My mom doesn’t want the dogs on the couch anymore. So she put up our VHS of Old Yeller to scare them away.
